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lol this is for when people search urban dictionary funny post
by Dicksmegee54634 May 30, 2018
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Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
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national post your dick day

by dezzoo September 5, 2022
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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Post JAMUN Depression

After the most amazing, exciting, crazy, boujie, ratchet, mun the world has ever seen, many people experience this special form of depression. It entails missing friends, very cool chairs, and even cooler resolutions.
Bro, I got the craziest Post JAMUN Depression. I think my body water percentage is down to 1% after all that crying.
by best delegate May 10, 2020
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Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalism

Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalism is an extraphysicalist philosophy that holds that extraphysics are about everything that's beyond spacetime and that what's beyond spacetime can influence the spacetime in a way that natural sciences cannot realize or detect that. Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalism also supports that extraphysical mechanics, psychoextraphysics and extraphysics are about the interaction between the beyond spacetime with the spacetime and that everything, or at least majority of the things related to spirituality, religion, esoterics and occultism exist beyond spacetime such as souls, spirits, consciousness, afterlife, gods, spiritual beings, spiritual worlds, multiverses, other dimensions and so on, and that there's 99,9% of chance that those actually exist beyond spacetime and that it's possible to superate spacetime by reaching a high level of being or by technology or by both.
"Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalism is a good way to start with the development of the exploration of what's beyond spacetime such as the understanding of the existence beyond spacetime and even lead into the advancement of humanity into what's beyond spacetime as well."
by Full Monteirism June 2, 2021
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post whore

one who has sex with posts. lots of posts
RandomizeR,

that guy is a post whore for sexing those posts.
by bigmtdewdrinker September 9, 2008
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