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twenty pence piss

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".
"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"
by brosephkirk January 11, 2012
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Raver Piss

"I saw Doug wearing a polo shirt and drinking raver piss. What a fag"
by Matt December 5, 2003
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Dingo Piss Creek

A river in the Australian outback, located somewhere between the Back of Bourke and the Black Stump.
I'm taking me new LandCruiser to Dingo Piss Creek on the long weekend.
by Robert Sanvagene September 5, 2021
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pissing time away

The act of intensely wasting time.
The term pissing, refers to wasting, as piss, is your body's waste fluid... Duh!
I seem to be quite the charm at pissing time away.
by Lexcen February 19, 2008
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piss on your wall

To write something negative on someone's Facebook wall.
I swear, if you post that picture of me, I'm going to piss on your wall.
by Slouching Buddha October 22, 2010
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kiss my piss

The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018
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Super Laser Piss

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by everywalls December 19, 2021
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