A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 08, 2023
When a male fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation.
My girlfrirnd was so drunk she wanted nothing but a Hard Tommy.
I'll never Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
I'll never Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 02, 2021
When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.
My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.
I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 02, 2021
person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
by pickle_eater12743 April 19, 2018
Hym "Yeah, no, hard to watch? Probably not. I've probably seen worse. Let's see it. Leave a link next time."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
by Jitterbug567 January 25, 2023
Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023