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High school is pointless. If you want to make it in the world, you need an entrepreneurial spirit, not a report card.

All of these preppy straight-A kids are going to end up making ~$100,000/annual or less in the real world. They're going to have a $300,000 house with a white picket fence and a Chevy Suburban for their soccer mom wives to drive their intolerable kids to middle school in. They're going to spend the rest of their miserable lives going to work, coming home 9 hours later to their shitbag kids and nagging wife, getting drunk while watching ESPN and doing the same thing the next day.
Both my dad and my uncle fucked around in high school but are very well off from the stock exchange/business/real estate.
by bryan18 September 5, 2005
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School Lunch

Noun• A delicious meal that was ruined by Michelle Obama.
Kid 1: I hate school lunch! It’s so healthy and ewww!
Kid 2: I know! School Lunch sucks!
by animegirlblushesuwu November 27, 2019
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Low School

We all must start from Low School To High School
by CubedIce January 16, 2019
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Finishing school

A school where you learn to get your shit together so you can act right in public
The entire state of Alabama needs to go to finishing school
by heyFBIyouretheworst March 1, 2021
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School Lunch

Absolute utter garbage. Most likely worse than prison food.
Typically served:
Pizza with too much sauce
Frozen milk
Fried Green Beans
And deserts that cost about 5 dollars extra, usually a melted ice cream sandwich,
Eww, this looks like School Lunch . I would rather eat jizz!
by 'Merica2 April 24, 2017
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School Safety

N. An elementary school student designated by school faculty to monitor halls in between any of the following:
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess

The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.

What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.
The job of a school safety is to make sure the other students are behaving whenever adults aren't looking.

School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!
by Anisettekiss November 17, 2006
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american schools

a place of war worse then ww1 a place where depressed kids pull up with a glock and go bang bang
then when your hiding from the school shooter and there going to leave the autistic kid says bye the you get shot
yes american schools make you go kaplut
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