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Mexican Torchlight

when a girl or guy takes a cotton ball and pours alcohol on it, then puts it on top of a guys pennis and lights it on fire.
"yesterday, mona the screamer gave me a Mexican Torchlight"- abby smith
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Mexican Jail

Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.
Tried the old Mexican Jail on Irene's Dad. No dice.
by John Shore March 5, 2009
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mexican dip

to put chilli sauce on your balls and get a girl to lick it off
i gave her a mexican dip
by chav12345 March 7, 2009
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Mexican Standoff

When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.
Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."
by thenotoriousdonut March 27, 2016
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Mexican kissing

Essentially having a threesome with a burrito. Like French kissing but spicier.
"Dude, how was Taco Tuesday last night?"
"Oh ya know, it ended in a lot of Mexican kissing."
by citcatcaitlin December 16, 2017
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winter mexican

Person 1-whats your race?
Person 2-winter Mexican
by Boops-n-Bops July 2, 2017
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Party mexicans

You start drinking early and you go hard until the next morning and there is usually a piñata 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain party mexicans again
by Crimsongirl September 5, 2016
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