m&m

milf material

oh my lord look at austin’s mum she’s such an m&m

by ur_mum_69 April 28, 2022

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 27, 2020

M-List Celebrity

Someone famous for running an instagram meme account with more than 1k followers

"My meme account just hit 1k followers, I'm officially an M-List Celebrity now!"

by shadystones666 April 10, 2018

qewretrytuyiuoipo[p][\adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/

so uh... you did a complicated pattern on your keyboard which is hard the first time you do it. nice, however this pattern includes symbols so we are exucuting you on july 12 2030.

qewretrytuyiuoipop\adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/
no.

by LittleHadlie April 22, 2023

s b e m

When somebody want to do something and he failed you can say sbem so that he is spento. You also have to have a sbem face.
It's a ''shut the f*** up'' but with class.

Blitzcrank tries to grab you and misses .
You ''s b e m''

by Sbemminator March 12, 2018

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

by wormhour91 May 14, 2018

Ilaria m

This name has only been given to the most strong people. They are hard working and highly intelligent people. Overall, they have a great ass and some delicious tiddies. Their best friend’s name is probably Noa since they go so well together. It’s not life that hates this friendship, but it’s people from Genck. Ily xxx

I would like to order an Ilaria M

by Wallpapertje November 21, 2021