Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.

Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Lights out

Another way of saying someone died

Son: What happened to Gorge Washington mommy?

Mother: He went lights out a very long time ago.

by WillZthousand January 1, 2021

Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Light bulb

The shape of your head top.

You- "You stupid."
Me- "ok, light bulb."

by Dixon Yerahs April 20, 2021

time light

light that can cause an effect into the past or future.

I was on the porch and time light was used in front of me.

by Kevinw05 September 3, 2022

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

lighted random

the coolest player in the lighted smp

lighted random told me to kms i will now do it

by lightedrandom April 22, 2023