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Jacob

The kind of guy that always talks about creating a bear army
Wow Jacob’s talking about taking over with a bear army .
by Hungrydog November 25, 2022
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss
Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
by The first day May 3, 2019
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Jacob

Gigantic heart and gargantuan cock. He'll rock your world in more ways than one. Hottest person on the planet also very tall and sexy and gorgeous did i mention hes sexy and tall and hot and gorgeous i love jacob. he is so cool i wish i could be like him.
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by vanillaflute September 27, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is the world best fuckboy in porn history. Whatever you see Jacob, he will go full homo and gives you a blowjob, earjob, nipple job, belly button job and nose job.
Come here jacob
by Wingling January 21, 2019
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jacob

* jacob see's dannielle * *boing*
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy
by rbrbklwu, tbh23ui kjhfnqdk,nd December 4, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man
by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023
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Jacob maclean

Omg is THAT Jacob maclean he is so handsoem
by anonymous August 22, 2021
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