jack hull

The process of turning your ballsac sweat into an ice lollies and giving them out to unsuspecting members of the public on a hot summer's day

fancy pulling a classic jack hull

by L2738 October 23, 2017

jack devine

The biggest snake to walk on this planet. Half albino and is a massive snake. Originated in New Egypt, New Jersey when he left the clan "Sausage Factory" because he would not be promoted to co-leader.

"Yo bro, join my clan"
"Nah dude, I'm not a Jack Devine

by Jack Devine June 5, 2017

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

mom-jacking

When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.

Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom

Mom-jacking.

Me: I'm feeling so sick today

Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!

Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.

by NugLife08 November 20, 2017

Jack-a-doo

masturbating "jacking off" while defecating "doo doo"

I had a hot date tonight I was running late so I took a jack-a-doo

by Jack-a-doo February 19, 2017

Flap Jacked

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.

Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!

by MGM629 August 8, 2016

Jack Harries

British YouTuber, Jack Harries has been active on youtube since 2012. He started his YouTube channel because he was not accepted in university. He and his brother Finn Harries, graphic designer, have become very popular. One of their most watched videos has been "Our Climate Change". Jack is still active on youtube and has currently 4,222,000+ subscribers.

My BFF: ZAYUMMM! Who that bae?
Me: Jack Harries...
My BFF: I like him...
Me: You can have him, but Finn IS MINE
My BFF: Who?
Me: You'll see...

by xoxo Meg July 23, 2016