Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.

Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016

Amazon Fire Stick

When you put tiger balm on your partners dick.

For my husbands birthday he asked for the “amazon fire stick”

by Keeks4 August 22, 2019

Russian Fire Pole

When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.

by Wallstreetjournal March 1, 2011

fire rocket kapush

When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.

Cameron: I saw a Fire rocket kapush yesterday.
Amahede: how split up was the bitch

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018

Your Fired

To lose a job permanently. 2). Your fired - also is another way to call someone a idiot or moron.

I will pay 50 dollars to wash the car, why did you wash the car with acid. Your Fired!

by Chappie72 December 26, 2016

hell-fire

Noun

1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.

2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.

Paul: "Dude, your ex is hell-fire."
Mike: "It's her legs that get me."
Paul: "Damn straight."

by Dr. Velociraptor August 15, 2010

Where there's smoke, there's fire

A stupid expression which actually means "If something looks or sounds bad (like someone looks dangerous or someone is screaming), something is wrong

For real tho, it shouldnt be, Where There's Smoke Theres FIre, it should be Where Theres Smoke, There's Firemen

by Heeheheh April 11, 2005