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Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
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Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic reality that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.
"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.
by Igdrasa June 9, 2021
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The Gentleman’s Law

An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.
Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.

Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
by Eggsmcjones April 29, 2021
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law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable
you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014
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Hansi's Law

People called Hansi on Psn are always right. Even if they're wrong
"You know he said that there a still unicorns"
He's called hansi soooo ye ...Hansi's Law apllies"
by BudgetOgE January 3, 2019
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Business-in-law

When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”

Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
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law

it is against the law to work out in Pajamas
yo bill it’s against the law to work out in pjs
by The kid named squid February 8, 2021
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