Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
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Man, I just got back from the family reunion. McGill's Law of Relatives is going strong in my family!
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David: "Hamid's law applies. It's better than Basic!"
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But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil
"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil
"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1
"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil
"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil
"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1
"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13
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Having a Ph.D. in Biology might qualify you for a debate on Evolution, but you fail if you try to use it to show how much you know about Crossdressing.
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