Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 5, 2024

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

You’ll have that on em’ big jobs

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.

Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”

by Worldword.org December 7, 2024

have a jones for

To have a desire or craving for, to be addicted to (something or someone)

Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.

by Evaristo December 10, 2024

You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say...

"But you don't have the right to make other people say it with you..." Say Ben Shapiro

Hym "So you DON'T have a right to use theft, stalking, and gaslighting to make me say you kids lives have value and they don't deserve die or Jews good and not literal Nazi. Fantastic. So, I'm going to need that money from both my labor and my property and the only way you are not going to pay me is if some kids die for this. So, my rights NOW... OR... Your kids rights will be revoked. You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say... About me getting my money... And I'm sure you will. I genuinely can wait to see it. But, in the mean time, Jews bad! Hilter was right! If Hilter succeeded how would have ended racism once and for all. Your kids are shit. When they die it heals the world. Retards bad. All of them. I (exclusively) should be allowed to rape women."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth

Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.

by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024