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by peace#7 October 25, 2015
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Happy pig

A sloppy eater who is eating his/her favorite meal.
That happy pig is spilling Mac-n-Cheese on the ground.
by Kailey Girl November 8, 2015
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happiness

happiness means just landing on earth, walking on earth and spreading love and sharing the goodness. and making the world a beautiful place. much much more beautiful. nd strong. happiness is the simplicity of believing your first love. it was never a lie. love is the only truth. the rest is irrelevant. happiness means awareness. means connecting to the network of the shared consciousness. happiness is being fearless.. happiness is sometimes to be weak even though you might not be weak.happiness is ... so simple.. happiness is to live in your childhood dreams in an adult body.. all sins are allowed but just like wine, drink reasonable (it's for your own good) and accept that some people do not need to drink wine!! hah! yessss they do not!!!
the day i embraced my inner child, i felt happiness if true
by SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZ December 5, 2015
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happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016
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Happy Birthday Roddy

I really didn't like when roddy missed the fantasy football draft. He was sure acting like a Happy Birthday Roddy.
by Croddy March 9, 2016
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happy fappy fun time

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.
Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time
by mrbigpapa123456 March 25, 2016
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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