Person 1: Sorry I'm going to have to unplug the life support
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's Tech-Free Tuesday
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's Tech-Free Tuesday
by SpaggettiRemin67 September 22, 2025

A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.
In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)
by Helmut_1 October 8, 2025

The act of doing something over and over to the point of annoyance; Hence the song "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd being played on the radio too much from 1973 - 1974.
by schwifty90 May 8, 2017

by emmaegg March 9, 2022

Big up u/free-relationship-22
by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025

Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.
Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??
by QuacksO March 10, 2021

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022
