The Frightened Donkey

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

by Rygar James November 2, 2006

fightstar

a band whose fans think they are unique and cool but in fact is mediocre at best.

- I'm going to a fightstar gig to listen to some proper music
- Fuck off.

by biteme January 19, 2005

Street Fighter

A fighting game series created by Capcom. Its horrendous controls make it one of the worst things ever

Street Fighter sucks

by Avagantamos January 1, 2012

fightstar

Aka. Shitestar.

A mediocre Emo band, consisting of Charlie Simpson (Ex-Busted) and some of his mates.

Vaguely talented, but completely blighted by Simpson's pretentious attitude.

Since leaving Busted, Simpson has allegedly been heard to frequently utter (from beneath his over-straightened mop) "It's all about the music". Whatever.

I went to see Fightstar last night, and they were rubbish.

by notmyrealname August 27, 2005

white flight

When rich white people move to the suburbs so they can be as far away from the blacks and the homeless as possible and spend the rest of their dull, meaningless lives living in cookie-cutter houses with their lawnmowers and their gas guzzling minivans in the driveway. This phenomenon began in the 1950s with Levittown, a whites-only community that offered cheap and affordable suburban homes to white families - blacks and other minorities were strictly prohibited from buying homes there, thus they were not able to buy into the burgeoning real estate market and be entitled to the massive amounts of potential wealth therein like white people were, further solidifying their status as second-class citizens. Since then, white people have flocked to the suburbs, where millions of acres of land are reserved for growing lawns and billions of gallons of gasoline are used to commute from these suburban areas to the city where the jobs are, resulting in a massive waste of resources and extremely congested highways. As they are located far away from the cities, life in these suburbs is excruciatingly boring and the younger members of the white families often commit suicide because of it. White flight is a blight on American society and many people, including white people who choose to remain in the inner cities, are heavily burdened by it.

Thanks to white flight, America has turned into a bland, ugly, and boring Wal-Mart dystopia.

by asdfdshfshfdsahfdahfda October 20, 2015

Cock-fright

When one has been with the same penis for a long amount of time and is too afraid to get some strange.

Damn bro, only been with Simon this year. I need to get over this cock-fright!

by Lilaaaaaaaaaaaay December 18, 2014

Fighting Demons

A man fighting his sexuality. Typically a down low hood brotha. But could be your church pastor, too.

Hood guy on Facebook: mannn I’m fighting demons.. ts cray fr smh

Then he proceeds to stick his penis in a bottom boy

by theebawdy April 15, 2022