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Ethan is the type of guy that trips on a lego
John: Bro who was that short guy
Mike: That’s ethan
by 3848285728 November 24, 2021
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The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…
That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023
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Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated
by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020
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Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god
Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god
by Dolphincock69! March 27, 2023
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The ekitten snatcher / Walking W
You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!
by Very Trustworthy Person August 23, 2023
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ETHAN STOP FLIRTING!
Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018
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he is so hot you would be straight, then gay after seeing him.
by your god pp man April 28, 2022
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