Ethan Dolan

is a beautiful young man. chiseled jaw line, breathtaking chocolate eyes, dark shiny hair, has a perfect body. but most importantly he is also a soft gentleman who will treat you like a princess. he’ll never let go of you and love you unconditionally

“ethan dolan is really hot”
“sis there’s more to him than just that”

by nopeitsme November 25, 2019

Ethan

An individual (usually male) that exhibits and promotes the lifestyle of a simp

Dude stop being such a Ethan

by It’s not pleghm December 2, 2019

Ethan Core

A state of mind characterized by an immense feeling of horniness coupled with prejudism. This prejudism is most often a form of racism, sexism, or homophobia, but it can present itself in many other ways, such as xenophobia, transphobia, and antisemitism.

"Girl, I am soooo Ethan Core. I just cussed out this gay chick after busting a nut into a Hot Pocket."

by Crungo Moe May 8, 2024

Ethan

The most amazing guy in the world. He’ll come into your life for summer unexpectedly, and uproot all the things you though you knew. He’ll become your sun. Ethan will sweep you off your feet into a season of complete bliss and exhilaration, but he’ll leave your life as quickly and unbelievably as he came into it leaving you in shock, gasping for air and wondering how you’ll ever live without him. Every second you spend with him you won’t be able to stop smiling, all your problems will fade away as you become more entrapped in this man. He’ll teach you things about yourself that you never knew, feel things that you never thought you were capable of feeling. He’ll give you the best nights you’ve ever had, the best memories and experiences a person could ask for. Memories you’ll never forget, experiences and feelings that you’ll go around forever searching to replicate with someone else. Yet itll never be same, the love you shared will never be matched. And you shouldn’t try.

Everything about him is beautiful. Hes the kindest most sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. Ethan will never purposely hurt you, he has the best intentions for everything he does. It’s you that will force him to pull away.
His motivation to learn will astound you. Ethan is your person and youll wait for him forever. Even if it’s only for a second back of the time you shared, of the way it used to be. You’ll live with a gaping hole in your heart your soul, but you would never regret meeting him, only losing him

I’ll wait forever for you, Ethan.
Ethan, you have my whole heart, forever and always.
I will always be yours Ethan, even though your not mine anymore.

by starrypond69 November 26, 2021

Ethan

Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time

Their ethan goes again talking

by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏

Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist

by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021

Ethan

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.

What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.

by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019