To be a thot for goth chicks that will ruin your life. Usually has a drinking problem. Also has trouble finding “The one eyed gopher” on more then one occasion. But a loyal scumbag.
Wow that dude is a loser, his name must be Ethan Stephenson
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The guy with the biggest dong in all of the world. He can pull any girls with this dong energy, He's the master at it.
ETHAN DONG IS GETTING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The most handsome and loving man in the universe. So kind to people and animals alike and is a true diamond in the rough. Ethan works so hard and puts 100% effort and enthusiasm into everything he does.No one can compare to Ethan, because Ethan is epic ❤️ Ethan is also a bit of a silly salmon, but it's very endearing to see him act daft from time to time.
Girl: Wow my boyfriend is the best

Girl 2: Sorry, you're incorrect. Your boyfriend isn't called Ethan D.C.M therefore he can't be the best. There's only one Ethan in the world and that's my Ethan.
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Ethan and Elle. What can I say. They everything to each other. They have their moments like every other couple and sometimes gets the best of them. But they always find a way to get through it and find eachother in the end. They love each other so much its crazy. Ethan over here would kill anyone for Elle. Elle , would kill ethan. They are everyone's favorite couple. They both go through some many things and suffer from the pain. But put happiness in their thoughts and feelings to make eachother not worrying. They have their misscommunications and other situations. Sometimes it gets really bad and have to spend some time away from eachother. But does that stop them from loving eachother? Na. The amount of feelings that have for eachother is crazy. Its almost scary. Ethan and Elle? Its all love.
"ethan and elle are so cute together!"
"of course ethans with elle shes his everything and hes hers."
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Rapunzel with a monster white cock.
I wish I was an Ethan Brentham. I’d get all the bitches.
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