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The Gummy Bear Song

A unique song that's loved by many children around the world but HATED by adults around the world too! It was released in stores on November 13th, 2007 and is considered to be the most legendary album to be ever made. It is also part of our many childhoods.
The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!
by Ytp_Spingebinge October 5, 2020
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Bear Grylls Style

When you stealthy come up on something and kill it preferably with a knife
search man v.s. bunny on youtube then you'll see how to go bear grylls style
by FreedomFighterMN July 31, 2010
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Koala Bear Weekend

Koala Bear's sleep up to 22 ours a day. So a Koala Bear Weekend is one spent mostly sleeping.
What are you doing this Saturday?

Koala Bear Weekend, Don't call me until at least 10pm.
by SarnXero March 29, 2010
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Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.
by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017
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Bear Grylls it up

Term used to refer to a specific type of outdoor a activity, usually camping, but with a Man vs. Wild twist i.e. just sleeping under the stars tent-less, making a snow cave, etc. The suggestion is often immediately shot down because it is stupid.
Dude, all the rooms up at the lodge are full and the hotel are expensive.

Let's just Bear Grylls it up!

Are you fucking crazy? I'm not sleeping in a goddamn snow cave!
by Notnobody December 29, 2009
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Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.
"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"
by ChristieD June 27, 2008
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sugarless gummy bear

The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.

Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.
How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea
by b*tchbetterhavemahmoney March 10, 2016
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