happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin

Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!

by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025

Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy

A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.

"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"

by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022

The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

Happiness

The word you try to get people to say because it will make them say penis in the second half.

Person 1: What were you feeling when you went to your first amusement park?

Person 2: I’d say happiness.

Person 1: Haha I made you say penis!

by Adonror April 23, 2020

Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024