Angry Baby Bird

When you give a blowjob to a guy and when he cums catch his semen in your mouth, And punch him in the nuts. When he yells spit the cum back in his mouth.

Why'd you break up with chelsea?
She got mad at me so she gave me an Angry Baby Bird.

by DaddyTangerine March 9, 2018

goof rat bird

An extremely stupid individual that lies repeatedly and hides or runs away from others when he or she knows they are in the wrong

Wow as if he owes you all that money after you helped him out and now he’s just hiding from you, what a goof rat bird!

by 1% battery life October 6, 2021

Superb Bird of Paradise

A kick-ass bird. The male has been known to stalk his mate.

Clack, clack, clack went the Superb Bird of Paradise, while the female screeched.

STOP FOLLWING ME YOU PERVERTED STALKER! D<

by Dodomon May 17, 2009

Delco bird bath

When u are in a rush and u fill the kitchen sink and splash water on your vagina and poodie hole

Jen was running late so she took a delco bird bath to save time!

by Tgtgtgtgtg April 25, 2022

Munch my bird

It pretty much means eat me out but instead of pussy your talking about ass

John:why you such a fag nigga?
Kyle:yo munch my bird nigga
John:eww faggot

or

Shanaynay:bitch munch ma bird and suck ma clit

by iKenjii September 13, 2009

early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

Big Bird

See also monback

by Anonymous April 9, 2003