Billy Gardiner

A man who knows a lot about sex and has a lot of sex, they can’t get enough of it

I have a question about sex, where’s Billy Gardiner?

by Ilovesexualintercourse January 4, 2022

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an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

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Often seen dancing with the girl you want so sleep with, Billy is the guy you want to be, he's well known for being an absolutely dynamite shag and winning fights against people his skinny ass has no right to be winning fights against. An ardent lover of Cocaine, Billy is generally reasonable when sober, however consumption of Alcohol often leads to multiple lines snorted and several unconscious gym bro's. Although generally tall and skinny, a Billy is incredibly ripped and possesses a surprisingly large penis. His personality is usually as dark as his sense of humour, which is a result of his highly traumatic past. As a result of this past, most Billy's don't care about other peoples feelings towards them, a trait which often attracts a wave of broken objectified women looking for a quick shag.

Who's that guy fighting that Big Roidhead?

Must be a Billy, the skinny cunt's winning.

I can't come out today, I slept with Billy last night and i'm struggling to walk.

Billy, why are your pupils so big?

by Butcher of Boogeymen January 12, 2024

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