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BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.
BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen
by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025
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Ben

a sexy beast that fucks everything in his path, a ben is usually 6,4 and has a massive cock, a ben is super strong and could solo the rock in a fight
i got beat by ben
good
by dogegamer69 November 22, 2021
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Ben Affleck

The worst actor ever, I think a literal hotdogs could have been a better batman than him, and daredevil just sucked.
by FuckBenAffleck9000 May 15, 2021
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Ben Dover

Ben dover is just a fake name people use to make a person say bend over
Teacher:*opens Kahoot! Room

Teacher: who’s ben dover
Class: *laughing
by Thatonegamer_69 October 16, 2020
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Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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Ben Benifits

When you dad leaves your mum to go live on a fishing boat.
by Theor1esForYou October 28, 2019
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Ben

The meaning of the name Ben is 'son of the South'. Ben comes from the Germanic name Bern meaning "bear". Ben may also occur as a shortening of the Hebrew name Benjamin, meaning "son of fortune" or the Latin name Benedict, meaning "the blessed one".

Ben is an English name for boys. The name Ben is most commonly given to Scottish boys.Ben is number 31 in the top 50 Scottish boys.
Ben
by Witte00 November 22, 2021
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