touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

Asshole

Someone that is very annoying and stupid

Enlil is an asshole

by rezuloth May 21, 2022

Asshole

the kind of person who looks up definitions like asshole

You Asshole

by LuckyParrot May 24, 2022

Asshole

Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.

Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.

Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”

by A$$hole2BB March 30, 2022

Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022