Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

Turd

The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol

You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd

by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020

Turd

Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.

The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.

by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021

Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.

I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

bubbles turd

bubbling turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.

by lump of turd November 6, 2022