vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016

Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.

As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.

by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021

The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position

Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.

by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024

Plum Tree

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life

wow the plum tree is such a sad sight

by cody69420 October 11, 2021

Tree

TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.

Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.

Guy 2:

Guy1:
Guy2:

by The guy outside your house December 17, 2019