Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Egg Nog

When a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth, it creates egg nog

“Wanna taste my egg nog?”

by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020

Don’t fall on an egg

To be very wary of your surroundings

When you go out don’t fall on an egg

by Smia December 15, 2020

Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.

"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"

by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020

Chen egg fong

A person who is very poor and eats instant noodles everyday

Why are you eating instant noodles again, that's very Chen egg fong!

by Egg person November 21, 2021

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021