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Sam is the greatest person you could meet. he will always make sure your days aren’t bad. he’ll be there for you when you need him and he’ll love you unconditionally. he’s truly the best. Sam is very handsome too. his hair looks great and soft and his eyes are blue and pretty. you’d want to look into them forever. Once you see Sams face you have the urge to hold it and look at it for hours. Sam had the cutest face ever and you just want to kiss it all over. Sam has the cutest nose and lips. His style is great. Sam can’t go one day looking bad. he could wear a trash bag and still be handsome. Sam is amazing and once you meet him you’re gonna fall in love with him. Sam will make you feel safe and loved and wanted. He’s gonna be your reason to live.
SAM IS MY BOYFRIEND HZJRJFKZKRKKAKAK
by A13x1$ <3 December 5, 2020
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National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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Very big penis it is 56 inches long and better then poalo
Wow Sams penis is so BIG
by ELTACOSUPREM01 December 14, 2020
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has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.
bro, sam has a huge fucking cock
by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020
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why are all my mums boyfriends are sam's
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