Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 10, 2022

Nigga Tree

When a nigga puts little to no effort on their Christmas tree.

Jordan: This tree is fucking ass!
Mark: Well, it's a nigga tree

by zhgiozhol February 17, 2024

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.

by Bobcott February 27, 2020

Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).

Damn thats a circle family tree

by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022

Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest

We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting

by Jacked Hammer June 07, 2025

The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position

Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.

by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024

sweet corn tree

a very rare tree that is found only in Ocean City, Maryland that in which sweet corn grows on.

What kind of tree is that? Oh its a sweet corn tree!

by sweetcorngirl January 18, 2011