Tree Pisser

tyler Robertson

hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.

by thetreepissereatsass123 February 28, 2018

Tree

A word used to describe something good, nice, sexy, goodlooking, cute.
Similar to the word 'peng'.
Most commonly used by the mandem in west yorkshire.

Person 1: you see that boy over there?
Person 2: yeah, he's looking sooo tree innit.
Person 1: he's the most tree lad I've seen ima go get his snap g.

by BigBattyBrian November 6, 2019

smackin the tree

Beating your dick so goddamn hard your legs go numb and you can't feel your dick.

Yo nig you done smackin the tree in there.

by Chabreezy January 4, 2017

Tree

One of the big things growing out of the ground, ya nut

What's a tree?

How the hell do you not know?

by Ya Nut August 14, 2019

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Barking tree spider

Another word for NIGGER!

The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

au-tree

A wee dinosaur

Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur

Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end

by T_R_EEE May 7, 2022