Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.

Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank

by QueenyOmygodess June 23, 2024

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Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation

*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”

by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023

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National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023

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walk the cowboy

Man wearing a cowboy hat while his female partner is holding his legs up and fornicating him with a dildo.

My boyfriend and I are going to walk the cowboy tonight! It was the first time I was in control!

by StellaNaughtBerry October 2, 2021

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Sticky Walk

When you run out of toilet paper and need to hobble over to the next stall or closet to get more. This can be performed with pants around the ankles or unbuttoned, yet loosely held pants so as not to stain your drawers.

I had to take a massive dump at work and didn't realize that there was no TP in that stall.

So I did the sticky walk to the next stall and hoped nobody walked in on me.

by skintari April 7, 2011

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