Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016

Twinkle toes

A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth

Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him

by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020

Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

Gorilla toes

To smell like a sweaty part of a gorillas feet also to used to smell really bad

“It smells like gorilla toes in here”

by Wooshywooshy October 4, 2017

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

Manmel Toe

the ability to see a mans bulge or package through pants that are obviously to tight; Also known as a male camel toe

Girl: Omg...Becky look at his Manmel Toe...its just soo....BIG!

by Mr.RedandBlack May 22, 2009