Po-ta-toes

potatoes, but better. Samwise Gamgee makes them especially well.

Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

by YumYumRamen May 21, 2019

Toe and Tongue Tango

The unique and intimate sex position involving two people. One person is giving a rim job from behind. The recipient is both touching themselves and giving their partner a foot-job.

Last night we attempted the toe and tongue tango and it was erotic.

by Juzzle July 27, 2024

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”

“Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave”

by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023

7 toes up

You love asshole.

Wow look at Ilari with 7 toes up, he must like a black asshole

by viloperse September 15, 2022

Shuan Toe

A stinker mate

Do you see that guy? He's a fucking Shuan Toe I'm telling ya

by Mr negligible June 16, 2020