David

a man who will yell at you in valorant

"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"

by pogermanpog November 29, 2021

David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 21, 2020

David

David is a geniune guy who always acts like a child. David likes to watch and draw scenes from movies. Instead of blaming his friends he blames himself he is so kind. If you ever decide to be freinds with a David note that he is short and isnt going to hit puberty until 16.

David is a name.

by OkipStreamer February 13, 2024

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David gooding, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

David

The worst friend you could ever have. Flaky, and tends to ignore you. Only shows up when it’s in his interest. Is a complete fagel.

David is such a flaky fagel

by tralala07 January 11, 2022

David

The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.

I died and this guy came up and went full David on all my loot.

by Muhnamesjeff June 03, 2024