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polar bear head

It is the type of fellatio from somebody with cold hands, and lots of teeth.
Person 1: Hey dude, how was head from Jenny?
Person 2: Damn man she puts out but gave some horrible polar bear head.
Person 1: Das it mane
by DAEnarwhalbacon February 22, 2014
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Gummy Bear Album

Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear yes. Yeah, I'm a Gummy Bear yeah. Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear. Oh Yeah! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
"look for the gummy bear album, available on November 13th"
(=ↀωↀ=)
by long rat shit May 14, 2020
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Bear-O-Dactyl

Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.
by hagsdizzlemanizzle December 9, 2009
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The Gummy Bear Song

A unique song that's loved by many children around the world but HATED by adults around the world too! It was released in stores on November 13th, 2007 and is considered to be the most legendary album to be ever made. It is also part of our many childhoods.
The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!
by Ytp_Spingebinge October 5, 2020
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sugarless gummy bear

The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.

Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.
How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea
by b*tchbetterhavemahmoney March 10, 2016
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texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission
Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action
by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017
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Bear Holding a Shark

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!
by Schooldick September 21, 2017
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