Are You Insane?!?!?

A phrase used in response to a question asked that is completely normal or calm to confuse the person asking the question.

Luke: "Did you check the mail today?"

Mark: "ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?"

by JohnHinkleH! October 15, 2011

you called?

Witty (or smartass) response to when someone calls out for God, Jesus, or other holy figures or deities. Often used to stiffle someone else's overreaction, while also serving as shameless self-promtion into holiness or godhood.
Can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the "Don't call me that in public!" response.

(after witnessing an indescribable mess)
Friend: Jesus Christ...
Me: You called? *smug face*

by Acronymus February 14, 2017

there you go

"the act of a male putting a girls hair back behind her ear"

"Hey!your hair in your face *motion* . . . There you go"

by David Bach April 16, 2008

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

a term used when pissed at a boss or an authority figure when they feel they are better than you

when alice was fired she told the boss " fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!"

by chris Washington October 13, 2005

puck you

How asians say Fuck you

George Bush: Asians are stupid

Asian: Puck You!

by ghks1117 October 13, 2009

whore you

A insult that can be used in a friendly manner. Resulted from a chat in which someone forgot the apostrophe in "who're you."

"Your mom is ugly."
"omg, WHORE YOU!"
"that was mean..."

by Cosie13 August 5, 2008

The Man On You

A lil' dude composed of someones index and middle finger. He walks around on people to annoy them. The different types of Man On Yous include the exploding Man On You, the Asexual Man On You, and the lightning Man On You.

"OMG! There's a man on you!"

by monkeyjumbo November 24, 2003