best mother

a mother who does anything for her child even if the mother goes little for the child.

{Mother}"I love you son. your my best friend." {Son}"I love you too mama your my best friend can I have some of your cheese and crackers?"{Mother}"Of course son I would do anything for you honey!" {Son}" your the best mother ever! next time i get cheese ill share with you I promise."

by mental abuser June 30, 2023

Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.

when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.

by on-on February 19, 2012

the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

by chuck e cheese June 03, 2015

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

You mother

You mother is a lego english weird shit cause he weird titanic mothers so you mother not good lmao

go you mother! make you mother!

by CrackReltpNickLegoMikeJake May 20, 2021

Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped

Stan is such a mother fumper

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass April 03, 2018