Dad

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

by Squiggggles February 21, 2022

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

My Dad

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.

"You are acting like my dad "

by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021

Dad

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Could not find: Dad
Did you mean: Man who went to go get milk and hasn't come back after 15 years?

by TheRedPandaMafia854 May 17, 2022

Dad

A dad who needs those it’s 2022 or who even has them nowadays we all got the issues instead

“How’s your dad” “which one”

by Maya Normus Bhut November 17, 2022

Dad

Someone who leaves you at age 5

Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Wow after a heccas last night, I'm experiencing serious DADS

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017