Snow King

A person who has large amounts of cocaine, and befriends everyone around. He is the most trusted and genuine member in his friend group.

Wow! He truly is the Snow King. Everyone respects him and looks up to him

by anonymous March 29, 2025

Snowing

(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)

Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!

by WhoTFisDave December 2, 2020

Semen Snow Angels

When a dude freezes a large amount of his semen until it's like snow with frost around it, and then you make semen snow angels in the frosty frozen semen.

"Let's make some semen snow angels."
"Me and my Hoemie are bout to make some semen snow angels."
"How about you come with us to make some semen snow angels the cum is freshly frozen."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 16, 2025

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

If It’s Snowing, I’m Going

A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.

Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”

by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024

Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.

We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Snow Bunny

Similar to their southern cousin the mud cricket. Snow bunnies; typically basic white girls. Can be identified by their usual lack of clothes even during the winter months. And can be found banging anyone with with a lifted truck or snowmobile. Snow bunnies have also been known to be passed around friend groups like a hackie sack.

That girl over there in the leggings is one fine snow bunny

by SmallmanBigboat February 3, 2021