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Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
by LaGarrius July 8, 2010
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Sack on the table

term coined by commercial real estate brokers

to put ones ball sack on the table to convey

back up your bullshit

balls fully on the line

standing behind your word
reputation at stack
when i tell you they can close i put my F*cking sack on the table
by bigsackbilly November 13, 2019
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Trashy Sack

Refers to the game or balled up piece of trash used in a game of trashy sack.
Trashy Sack is similar to hacky sack with the difference of a fist sized balled up piece of trash being used to kick around and balance in places caught off the ground.
Though it can be played alone, a game of trashy sack usually consists of a small group 2 to 6 of Jr High School friends playing over their lunch period.
The brown paper bag is a choice piece of trash to be balled up into a trashy sack; desired for its ideal weight, size, aerodynamic properties but mostly because of its accessibility when and where trashy sack is usually played (school quad during lunch period).
Jerad: “hey griff, that was an epic trashy sack sesh at lunch”
Matt: *laughing* “I.. can’t.. READ”
Jerad: “Ice Tinkle man!”
Matt: “I got 50¢”
Jerad: “knew I should have chased those two quarters longer”
by irNardo May 10, 2021
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Stacked and Sacked

When he stacks his testicles on top of eachother and wraps them with saran wrap to hold them in place, creating a replica of a second penis. Recommendation: Use your new ballsack-stiffy to penetrate her while also having anal sex for a double dong combo. Recommendation #2: When he can't get hard and his man meat slightly resembles mashed potatoes filled inside of a rubber glove finger, ask him to stack and sack you instead.
He surprised her by filling both of her holes after he stacked and sacked himself to create a scrotum-sword for penetrate in her punany while he also shot the club in her brown starfish.
by Tiffany MashPotatoes May 26, 2020
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Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?
Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.
by Your Friend Phil August 15, 2014
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United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024
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