5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Rule 34

There is porn for it, some exceptions.

People say that there are NO EXCEPTIONS, but that's a lie.

Rule 34: There is porn for it. No exceptions.
Me: I'd like to point out some exceptions

EXCEPTIONS:
Tales of the World
Tales of Destiny
Brave Story
The list goes on...

by Flash Dude August 20, 2007

Big boy rules

1) To play by rules which should not have to be said.
2) The application of common sense to a situation.

John - "Ok guys, 5v5 full court. Big Boy Rules."

Mike: "Dude, I was going to hit on that chick but then you stepped in and ruined it for me."
Steve: "Sorry bro, BBR."

by Sledge2k July 18, 2007

The 5 day rule

If you're in an argument with someone and they try to use evidence that you're wrong from more then 5 days ago, it doesn't count

The 5 day rule needs no explanation

by Ricky the God June 13, 2020

Fifty-mile rule

Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.

It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.

Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"

by Bob Dobalena December 3, 2007

Three Bite Rule

Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate.

Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"

Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..."

by mattyp1108 July 6, 2011

Calling Dibs Rule

If you call dibs on something that thing that you called dibs on is automatically yours.

Calling Dibs Rule on THAT car and Ill get it.

by Dibs boiiiii November 9, 2018