You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

ride them z’s

to go to sleep.
other examples - hit the hay, turn it in, etc.

“aye, i’m about to ride them z’s, you sleep well!”

by toosii’s side October 9, 2021

Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.

"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

re ride

When the judge at the rodeo caught you slipping his sister your meat katana, so he makes you ride the same bull again.

After I got bucked off the bull the judge made me go again. Hollering out re ride! So I hollered back I’ll re ride your sister too!

by Badkarmaf350 December 20, 2017

sky riding

a euphemism for farting a lot; passing so much gas that you shoot up into the air

There was cabbage in that soup? Great, I’ll be sky riding in a few minutes

by kuchikopi March 7, 2018

meat riding

simps for person by defending them and complimenting them

Alana was absolutely meat riding Bryson

by jiminy cricke4t December 2, 2023