mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

PICKLE/S!!!

1. A penis
2. The vegetable
3. AWESOME SAUCE
4. A boner

1. omg you seen the size of that guys PICKLE/S!!!
2. I like PICKLE/S!!!
3. OMG THAT IS TOTALLY PICKLE/S!!!
4. ERRMMM wat ya got there omg you've totally got a PICKLE/S!!! over me

by IAmPrettyDamnAwesome July 20, 2015

Pickle

Someone who is a big enough fan of Rick and Morty to wear it's merchandise in public

Cop: Ma'am, your son is... a Pickle.
Mother: *crying*

by cock-ring for your heart May 8, 2020

Pickle Jerr

Noun, ohgish, slang; Term for female genitalia.

You put the Perp Terb in the Pickle Jerr.

by Joey Napalm January 20, 2008

Pickled

Intoxicated

John Handcock overconsumed at the legion and became pickled. Much more than being buttered.

by Walleyed5 October 29, 2022

pickle fucking a sheep

Yeast infection passed back and forth between sexual partners. Aka a sheepy pickle

Bring with you is like a pickle fucking a sheep.

by The Hot Pink Sheep November 30, 2015

You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 3, 2021