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Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up
Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now
by rocknoguitar February 8, 2020
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Bowl

An insult. No one knows what it means specially
by Maccnccheese February 23, 2020
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Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.
Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".
by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021
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Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context
He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl
by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022
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Finger bowl

My date plowed me right in the finger bowl late-night. Jokes on him there was some chili inside.
by Peanut 1 November 13, 2018
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pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.
Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.
by kirbbb November 21, 2015
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Toilet bowl talker

A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.
When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.
by Bill Beef June 25, 2025
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