A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
Get the Crunch Muffinmug. by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016
Get the muffin crunchmug. A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016
Get the little french muffinmug. a dumbass or a pain in the ass
by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020
Get the dork muffinmug. An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
Get the Zylch Muffinmug. by JadeMemory November 20, 2015
Get the hammer muffinmug. by PajamaPro January 3, 2018
Get the Muffin Manmug.