Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.

"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."

by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

The No-Neck Monster

nickname from the Democratic Party for Dr. Sununu

The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022

Gronkster the monster

A nickname that defys an idiot. The real name would usually be Gronkcowski. He is tough but stupid. Kind of like Captian man from danger force

Person 1: Isn't that Gronkster the monster?

Person 2: Yeah it seems like he ran into the door again 😑

by Raylen Flame July 19, 2022

Monster Cock

A word to describe Kevin alonzo’s monster cock

“Damn, my sister has a monster cock”

by KuteKorean July 15, 2021

bean monster

A feared legend among 70 million countries

YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩

by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021

Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing

by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023

Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012