here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red October 14, 2015

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Slime monster

If you love to play with slime.

Go and: "I just got a new slime!"

Shit yourself: "Ugh, what a slime monster."

by ffdder22 September 17, 2023

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monster erection

A huge boner.

Damn Nishan has a monster erection.

by TheChinita November 16, 2018

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Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 26, 2017

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