March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

March 25

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Girl: "Hey babe it's March 25, hand over that hoodie."
Boy: "Damn it..."

by aax❔ March 22, 2024

March 25th

Grab ass day dont do it bad luck

It’s march 25th lemme grab sum😩😭

by Memorialize March 24, 2022

March

white boy appreciation month March

an act or instance of marching or kissing with a white boy.

by whiteboy john March 7, 2024

March 10

69 day. Do it as much as you want to on the 69th day of the year

Guy:Hey let’s go home and do it
Girl:Why
Guy:Because it’s March 10. The 69th day of the year.

by Colonel420 December 12, 2022

Morbius March

The month where everyone celebrates the greatest marvel legend, Morbius!

"Can't wait until Morbius March!"

"Well if the Gays have a month, Morbius can too."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021