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Isaac's Law

Anything in the world is a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.
"What are the chances that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."
by maths? more like no May 1, 2024
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Fox's law

Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.
Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.
by Geoffbot August 28, 2019
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Stepbrother-In-Law

The title given to someones brother of sisters boyfriend if they're not married
Juan: Who's this Harry geezer?
Tom: Oh he's my sisters boyfriend, that makes him my stepbrother-in-law
Juan: Surely he's your stepbrother?
Tom: Nah fam, he's not married to my sister
by why_am_1_doing_this May 1, 2019
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Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.
So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.
by @Yim October 21, 2020
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Bravo's Law

Bravo's Law is an internet rule which states: Any clearly stated opinion will be willfully misinterpreted by at least one person on the internet.

This originated from a viral tweet by @BravoCoolee, who complained that you could claim that you loved pancakes and then be accused of hating waffles, which is not implied by that statement.
"All I said was 'I love pancakes' and then people were accusing me of hating waffles! Bravo's Law will get you every time, man."
by Crick_elf April 29, 2024
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first co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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