moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.
I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.
by Moist car September 29, 2017
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Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart
After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!
by dboys194 January 26, 2016
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Columbian Car Ride

a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.
me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.
by pure glass April 19, 2013
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Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
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Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.
Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 09, 2022
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large car

An American semi-truck capable of cruising significantly faster than the speed limit. Often is customized with chrome parts, additional lights and a special paintjob.
While a big truck changes gears, a large car changes counties.
Every real trucker wants to drive a large car.
by he who compensates May 12, 2023
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safety car

A thing most commonly caused by Nikita mazepin
Person 1 there's a safety car
person 2 who caused it Nikita mazepin
by random f1 fan July 18, 2022
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