fake ass bum

Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.

Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.

by Real over fake April 13, 2017

fudgie bum wank

A wank performed in a standing position whilst inserting your thumb into your ass

i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"

by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009

randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

natural bum line

The barely-visible line that exists between a person's buttock implant, and the original, but ultimately inferior natural buttock.

Check it out, in this un-airbrushed pic you can totally see her natural bum line

by Miguel Leonidas December 10, 2016

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

Finger bum bill

Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid

Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022

The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010